Things I did at work today: looked at sex toys with my best friend. Found some extra weird shit.
Cutting children’s hair is the best form of birth control
I agree so hard.
I wish my hair would just do what I want.
“Stop turning orange and yellow randomly. I’m trying to avoid bleaching you to death. I am trying to save you.”
NEVER ever ever keep bleaching your hair because it’s yellow. You get out the unwanted colors by toning your hair or using a colored shampoo as someone else suggested.